26 Truths

I've read this several times on the internet- 

in different places and love it!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be 

to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing is worse than that moment during 

an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't 

want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. 

I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting 

if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't 

at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there

 comes a moment at work when you know that

 you just aren't going to do anything productive 

for the rest of the day. (usually the moment you open Facebook, Flickr,or any other social media site.)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes 

after Blue Ray discs? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it 

asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page 

technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never 

wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last 

ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, 

it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. 

What did you do after I didn't answer? 

Drop the phone and run

away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good 

and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. 

What a waste.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the 

fine line between 

boredom and hunger.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would 

bet on any given Friday or Saturday night 

more kisses begin with Miller Lite 

than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" 

routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I 

watched when I was younger and suddenly

 realize I had no idea what the heck 

was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in 

each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. How many times is it appropriate to say 

"What?" before you just nod and smile because

 you still didn't hear or understand a 

word they said?

24. I love the sense of camaraderie when an 

entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from 

cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

25. Is it just me or do high school kids get 

dumber and dumber every year?

26. Even under ideal conditions people have 

trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their 

cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - 

but I bet everyone can find and push the

 snooze button from 4 feet away, 

in about 1.9 seconds, eyes 

closed, first time, every time!